Three simple questions.Try to answer.
Q1
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win?
Q2
A murderer is condemned to death.
He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
Q3
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Chocks
andhu ippathaan xerox poda poi irukkaar, konjam porukkavum, bit vanthavudan pathil ezhuthukirom.
பதிலளிநீக்குkaraiyan
If we had so much brains yegaiyo poi iruppom,so sorry I am not good in puzzles.
பதிலளிநீக்குGFK
I would like to see the answers at least from Gujili as she is always commenting about her students exam papers. Also I hope our intellectual friend Bhai definitely come out with correct answers.
பதிலளிநீக்குChocks
இந்த கருத்து ஆசிரியரால் அகற்றப்பட்டது.
பதிலளிநீக்குAllright chocka - Sorry accidently hit the trash button so here it goes again.
பதிலளிநீக்குSorry about the late replies but have been quite busy - yes you guessed right: grading exams! The one aspect of my job that I hate.
Answers to the questions, I ain't good at puzzles either but I will give it a shot.
Q # 1 - First of all: what the heck is a banana doing on a coconut tree? But I think the winner is the squirrel - he probably has friends who live there, though I have never seen any squirrels living in coconut trees, haha..
Q # 2 - For this puzzle if the murderer is condemned to death he should be in an electric chair right away getting zapped, why does he even have a choice of 3 different rooms to go to?
But I think the answer is a room full of assassins. Heck he is a murderer, he can figure out how to murder people but not lions or fight fires.
Q # 3 - I could come up with a lot of answers for this one but they are not "PG-13"
Allright chocka - give us the correct answers so I can stop my b.s.
Gujili
Thanks Gujili..
பதிலளிநீக்குAt least you have taken this test little serious and attempted.
Correct answers are
1.A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.(You are right-congrats-Proved well that you are a capable coach)
2. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
3. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).
Chocks
OK - I failed this exam! got only 33% correct. You are right that lions that haven't eaten for 3 yrs are dead. I don't know how long they can go without food. Enlighten someone please...
பதிலளிநீக்குthird one was tough! Good one though..
1.Chokku-Naan ,NBB kooda MAC Stadium poitten.Re-Test wai.[Daddy Exam onnu Retest nijamaalume pottu,Cricket matchai 3-15 pagesla eludhi 'B' waanginen.Ofcourse pages 1-2 and 16-17 Physiology dhaan.]
பதிலளிநீக்கு2.Karayan- Eludhura welai dhaan Tier,Wasool NBB[Naai Biscuit Babu],Xerox Kolappan,Ofcourse Notes-Yennudaidhudhaan.
3.GFK-Nee Andhuwan pinnadi utkaarndhu irundhirundha wasadhiyai irundhirukkum[Namma Guji ,Meats la irundha Madhiri-Indrum kulungi,kulungi sirikkiren.Eludha waarthai waraadhu.Eludhinaal puriyaadhu.Chatingla solluren.
4.Guji-Nee yeppadi fail aawe?Namma Wathiyar Chokku,"Daddy,Albert,Kari,TssR,etc...etc...maadhiri "Jollu Waathiyaar"-Ponnugalukkellaam kandippa pass ille,'A' or 'B' dhann.Awar eludhiye commentileye ,jollu wadiyudhu.PC screen wera mangalaaga therigiradhu.
Ippadikku,
Intellectual Boy.
Allright Bhai - thank for our vaathiyar chocks who can convert the 33 to 99 and give me an A grade..
பதிலளிநீக்குGuji