சூட்டை தணிக்க கொஞ்சம் கால்நடை மருத்துவர் ஜோக்ஸ்

A rancher needed a bull to service his cows but had to borrow the

money from the bank to do so. The banker who lent the money came by
a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complained
that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows.
The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The next week the banker returned to see if the vet had helped.
The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all my cows,
broke through the fence, and has serviced all my neighbor's cows too!"
"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?".
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.
"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.
"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of tasted like
peppermint."

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got

home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with
a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they
had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.
"Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.
"Yes, it is", replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there's a whole bunch of
cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can't
get to sleep. What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently
replied "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone"
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that will that stop them?"
"Should do," said the vet, "- IT STOPPED ME!"

கரையான்.