The games we play sometimes..

I was listening to the radio yesterday morning and one of the programs was talking about marriages and how couples get carried away at getting back at the other partner; and how sometimes it can get out of hand.

The first one was about this couple who had a really bad argument and each went to bed angry. The husband had an important business conference out of town the next day and his flight was early in the morning; Since he needed to get up early  he writes a note to his wife which says - "wake me up at 5 a.m." and leaves it on the night stand. Well he wakes up next day to find the clock displaying 9 a.m. So he is really angry and looks at his night stand to see a note saying, "it is 5 a.m., wake up"..

He should have used the alarm clock but may be it was her on her side of the bed..

The second incident was about another couple where the wife was getting ready to go to an important business meeting. As this was an important meeting she had bought a special outfit for the occation. She put on the dress  asked her spouse to help her zip up the dress. Well the husband decided to be funny and started to play with the zipper, zipping it off and on many times and ultimately the zipper broke. Needless to say the wife was furious. So she manages to find another outfit in her closet wears it and heads off to the meeting. She gets home after the meeting and pulls her car into the driveway. She gets out of her car goes into the garage and finds her husband working on his car with most of his body poking out underneath the car. Now she decides it is time to seize the opportunity to get back at her spouse; so she unzips and zips his pants repeatedly, laughs away very satisfied at herself for taking the ultimate revenge and goes into the house.
She walks into the kitchen and finds her husband cooking in the kitchen. So she exclaims "how did you get here so fast from the garage?" To which he asks - "what do you mean"? So she says "were you not working on the car?" The husband says "No, our neighbor Gary offered to change the engine oil as a favor for us so I asked him to, so he is probably still working on the car". Now the wife is horrified, turns really pale and both husband and wife run to the car to apologize to Gary. They get to the car and find Gary still working on the car. So they call to him but he does not answer. So now they are even more terrified. They realize he is unconscious and manage to pull him out from underneath the car; After a few minutes he regains consciousness and was able to talk. Gary tells them that while he was working on the car he felt someone trying to unzip and zip his pants; so he tried to get out from underneath the car to find out what was going on and in the process hit his head on the car and passed out! The couple finally tell him the whole story, apologizing to him profusely and they all had a good laugh ...

Gujili