சனி, ஜூன் 04, 2011

மனைவி சொல்லே மந்திரம்

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC 
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
 "Husband is one who is the head of the family,  
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked the devil,  how much to pay. ?
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free service. 
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, wrong.    it means - With Idiot For Ever.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
 Husband: A lovely Push...!
and the life goes on......!!!! is’t  Pal…!!.humm!!! 
கீழ்படிதலுள்ள,
பாய். 



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