Laws of Nature..

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

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