In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; ‘Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?’
She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.. Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.’
The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: ‘If either of you rascal asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair.’
I love George Carlin. I will post some of his sayings later. But in addition to the chill pill post this joke on Mrs. Jones is funny and thanks for the context. Gujili
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Please do not ask Mrs.Jones if she know me....
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பதிலளிநீக்குIn a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; ‘Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?’
She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.. Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.’
The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: ‘If either of you rascal asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair.’
I love George Carlin. I will post some of his sayings later. But in addition to the chill pill post this joke on Mrs. Jones is funny and thanks for the context.
பதிலளிநீக்குGujili