Bad to hear in surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.

Oh no! Where's my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

There go the lights again?

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing
veroru blogil suttathu msk

BIRTHDAY WISHES TO BHAI

WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY BIRTH DAY BHAI

CHENNAI STARS

loading problem

guys am unable to load photos or pictures to our blog
when ever i try, the selected pic is not appearing in the applet window
 which appears b4 posting it into the new post and am only able to text
 donno if any one else is having the same prob
but i see karayan and bhai r posting pics along with their text often
ur help needed
msk 

WASTE OF CARVING....!!!

ONE SHOULD APPRECIATE THEIR HAND ART WORK.
FRUITS & VEGITABLES CARVINGS…. EXCELLENT WORK….!

NOTE:
ME…HUM…. FRANKLY SPEAKING, I DON’T LIKE THESE KIND OF CARVINGS….ETC…


JUST GO AND EAT IT OUT.. THATS ALL.

ANYTHING….IT IS A WASTE OF TIMES IN ALL THE FILTHY STAR HOTELS…. HUM…HUM…. ALL STAR HOTELS FOODS ARE HALF COOKED, TASTELESS.... FAST GOES TO DUSTBINS….HUM… PAL U AGREE WITH ME….HUM…!BEAUTIFUL GIRLS(!), TIE, BLACK COATS, GLITTERS GOLDEN PLATES, CARVINGS….LIGHTS, MUSIC…ETC..ETC… FINALLY….!!!! NO ONE TASE AND COMPLETE THEIR FOODS….. HUM….WASTE OF TIME & WAST OF EVERYTHING…ONLY THING THE ADMOSPHIRE WOULD BE EXCELLENT. PAL…ARRIYA” S DOSSAI IS BETTER… ANY WAY .OKKIEE DOKKIEE…!
 

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பாய்.

Some Interesting IAS Questions

YOU MAY THINK THE ANSWERS ARE FUNNY.
BUT THEY ARE THE CORRECT ANSWERS.
THINK BEYOND BOUNDARIES

Awesome Answers In IAS(Indian Administrative Service) Examination

1.Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

2.Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

3.Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

4.Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

5.Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

6.Q.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

7.Q. What looks like half apple ?

A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

8.Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Dinner.

9.Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

10.Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked.

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

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Joke: Guy Getting Brand New Drivers License

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

msk

Joke: Two engined train crossing America

Posted on July 2, 2011 12:00 PM, Filed under 

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

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